A Mouse that ISN'T Stuart.

This is NO LAUGHING MATTER.

This is NOT A KNOCK TO THE BLACK EARS OF POWER.

This is NOT IN REFERENCE TO A BELOVED CHILDHOOD STUART.

This CANNOT INTERFERE WITH MYTHS OF MIDGET HEROES.

And no. This is not about Mrs. Tittlehouse.

This is about LIFE and DEATH and 3:19 am.

This is about FEAR and WOE and

SCREAMS and SHRIEKS and MUFFLED SOBS in a pillow.

This is about A MOUSE THAT ISN'T NAMED STUART--
but UNDER-THE-DOORWAY BROWN EARS OF DEATH.

This isn't about BOARDGAMES.

This is about WOODEN DEATHTRAPS and STEEL.
This is NOT for the sake of PEACE-DISRUPTION...

This is about DEATH and DESTRUCTION.
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Narration:
Truth speaks.
I grew up without electricity in a dark dark mountain cabin
far far away from big cities like this one-- with
literal rats running, scurrying, leaping through the walls--
ALL NIGHT LONG.
At a young young age, my parents taught me to bang my little child fist on the walls
to attempt to silence their scampering death-clawed feet
and aid to my comfort and sleep and growth of young limbs.
A DEVIL OF PAST HAS ENTERED THE PRESENT.
For a second night in a row,
tail
and ears
and set of dark dark, beady eyes
have crept from places unthinkable
under my very door
into what is my personal dwelling--
my life space--
my only home--
my very room.
NIGHT 1:
Under the doorway.
My gasp-like scream.
A text message to my men house-mates.
No response.
A call to my historic rat-killing house-mate.
During the call, an eye-to-eye stand off where the mouse CAME RIGHT FOR ME--
and in response to my gasp-like scream take 2,
he fled.
Then, as the call marched on,
a dash under the door.
Which leads me to...
NIGHT 2:
Moments ago,
despite a rolled towel doorway-blockage,
the mouse enters through a tiny crevice.
Frightened my my flip-flop on-the-floor thumping
and creative scare tactics,
after 7 minutes of room-perimeter exploration,
the Thing dashes--
dashes--
dashes--
like a runner going for a finishing line of tape--
out the crevice yet again.
THE SAGA CONTINUES...
but one fateful night to come, it will end
with the JAWS OF DEATH and STEEL.
BEWARE. BEWARE!!!


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